My Top 10 Goals For 2015

10. Eat a Balanced Diet

       Replace my meals of cookies, cake, ice cream, and chocolate.

9.   Get Enough Rest

       Try to go to bed before 3 o'clock in the morning each night.

8.   Become More Productive

      Take less naps during the day.

7.   Start an Exercise Regimen

      Work on my self control.

6.   Do Drugs Daily

      Follow my psychiatrist’s medication recommendations.

5.   Be Flexible

      Learn how to do the splits.

4.   Gain Independence

      Wean myself from my psychologist.

3.   Be Kind to Others

      Create a filter between my mind and my mouth.

2.   Learn How to Relax

      Decrease my anxiety levels by lowering my caffeine intake.

1.   Find Myself 

      Figure out who I am.